Blog Refresh and Reaffirmation

Okay readers old, present and future.

Here is a rewriting of my original 'Statement of Purpose'.


Hello.

My name is Mattweez and I'm a guy who likes pop culture and has an overactive imagination. I would like to welcome each and every one of you to this site.

I thought I would enlighten you all on the reason for this site.

Primarily it will be used to post interesting things that happen in the world that I comment on. This ranges from developments of games all the way to the current celebrity gossip.

So basically this site is a melting pot of stories from around the world that I find interesting. This may at times include stories from my own life that you might be interested in.

As a reader of this site you may be wondering how you too can join the swelling ranks of fans of Geek Ink. As far as recruitment goes, citizenry of Geek Ink is open to one and all. Simply post a comment and you too can become a Geek Inkian.

I hope that you all will enjoy your time here and wish you good luck with all your adventures here in Geek Ink and elsewhere in the virtual world.

Your friendly neighbourhood Commentator,

Mattweez

Digital Necromancy

Arise beast! ARISE! And take your place at my side.

After a friend told me they unearthed this relic from my past (man I was equal parts weird, creepy and genius huh?) I've brought back this blog from the brink of death!

So expect some more random howlings into the wind from me. I got me a new camera, just need a USB cable and I'm go for re-launch!

Mattweez's Makeover Mansion

Hello darlings!

Welcome to the first of our makeovers on Mattweez's Makeover Mansion.

Here we take ordinary folks and make the over using the latest in technology.

So who's first?

Well let me introduce to you, our lovely local model, Dana.



Dana: Hi everyone!

Mattweez: Hello Dana. Thank you so much for being here.

Dana: No worries Mattweez. Anything for you!

Mattweez: Now Dana settle down. There'll be time for that later. But now we have to get to the task at hand.

Dana: Okay sorry.

Mattweez: No worries. Moving on, first lets try the look that all of the kids seem to be wearing these days.

The "I've-just-been-beaten-by-my-parents-who-I-hate-even-though-they-don't-beat-me-and-I-live-in-the-suburbs-and-have-a-job-at-the-local-fast-food-store" look.

(After a few minutes...)

Mattweez: Voila!



Dana: I can feel the apathy rising already! I would care about it but I don't!

Mattweez: Transformation successful! Another victory for Mattweez's Makeover Mansion!

Attendant: Oh chu are so fa-boo-lus Mattchu! I do not know how chu do it time afta time!

Mattweez: (yells) Quiet Pierre! I am working!

(Shuffling and quiet whimpering is heard)

Mattweez: Sorry about that intruption Dana!

Dana: Not at all.

Mattweez: Shall we press on?

Dana: Please.

Mattweez: Say you are going to a solumn affair like a funeral. This is how I suggest you go.

(More minutes pass...)

Mattweez: And.....done!



Dana: Very understated. It's almost like I'm not wearing anything at all.

Mattweez: And you shouldn't sister. Why? Because at a funeral you don't want to wear more make-up than the person who the event is held for do you? No way. Major faux pas.

Dana: Oh sorry to doubt you.

Mattweez: You are forgiven... this once. Any further violations of my trust will be delat with servely.

Dana: Really? Do you promise?

Mattweez: (laughs) Oh you little scamp. I see your true colours now. Let me just...

(Oh you know the deal)

Mattweez: (Breathless) Finally. My piece de resistance. La Madana!



Dana: Wow!

Mattweez: (panting) Indeed.

Dana: How can I ever thank you?

Mattweez: No thanks are necessary. It is all in a days work at...

Mattweez's Makeover Mansion!!

Tune in Next week when Mattweez makes the ultimate makeover...HIMSELF!!!