Thursday, July 14, 2005

Diplomatic Relations

Goodmorrow Citizens!

I must apologise for my absense since my recent election. The reason for this is that I have been moving quite speedily towards ensuring good relations with our neighbouring nations. In pursuit of this goal, this past week I focussed my powers towards the sleeping giant that is Byron Bay, NSW in Australia.

I do not wish to bore you my citizens with the intricate political decisions and negotiations made during my visit, however I would like it to be known that the mission was a complete success.

In addition to diplomatic ties with Byron Bay, I have put in some quite secure ground work in securing our nation its first First Lady. Further dealings in regards to this have been pencilled in for two days time. However I am not promising you, my people, anything at this time. It is still early times in this state of affairs.

If any of you fine citizens of Geek Ink would like a full report of my diplomatic mission to Byron Bay, please let me know and I will have my staff forward on a copy to you.

Your Presidential Buddy,


Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Soundtrack to My Life

Here you are sports fans.

I enjoy music a lot so I thought I'd post up here a few songs that fill in my life. Enjoy.

Don't forget to comment or email em if you have any ideas for posts or topics you want to haev discussed or just want to know more about the Nation of Geek Ink and me, it's inaugral President.

The Soundtrack to My Life Thus Far:

1) Opening credits:
“Pacifier” by Shihad
2) Cruising through my hometown with the gang scene:
"The Best Things" by Filter
3) Talking to my crush scene:
"If Only" by Hanson
4) Driving Scene that mostly consists of flashbacks and lost love:
"Yesterday" by The Beatles
5) Random Melodramatic Realization Scene:
"Bitter Sweet Symphony" by The Verve
6) Love Scene:
“Chemicals Between Us” by Bush
7) The Me-Kicking-The-Crap-Out-Of-People-I-Don't-Like Scene:
Beethoven's 9th Symphony
9) Tragic Break-up scene:
"Burn To Shine" by Ben Lee
10) Unnecessary Big-Budget Dance Scene:
"Hey Ya" By OutKast
11) Party scene:
"Sabotage" by The Beastie Boys
12) Leaving home / fresh start scene:
"Leaving Home" by Jebediah
13) Coming back home / revisiting the past scene:
“Come Back Around” by Feeder
14) Random, cheesy me-singing-in-front-of-the-mirror scene:
"I'm With You" by Avril Lavinge
15) Bonding with my best friend scene:
"Scooby Snacks" by The Fun Loving Criminals
16) Melancholy quiet scene:
"Brick" by Ben Folds Five
17) Random feel good moment:
“I Make Hamburgers” by The Whitlams
18) First kiss:
“Sexy Boy” by Air
19) Oooh-I'm-Steaming-Mad scene:
“Break Out” by The Foo Fighters
20) Random awkward moment:
The Astro Boy theme song
21) Classic battle between me and the antagonist:
The music that plays when you take on Bowser in Super Mario Brothers on NES.
22) Scary climatic moment:
“All Hallow’s Eve Ball” composed by Alan Silvestri from the Van Helsing soundtrack.
23) Ogling a crush scene:
“El Scorcho” by Weezer
24) Fairy tale ending with my soul mate:
“We’re In This Together” by Nine Inch Nails
25) Closing Credits:
“Loser” by Beck

Monday, July 04, 2005

Welcome to the Nation of Geek Ink

Hello citizens and visitors.

My name is Mattweez and I am elected president of the glorious nation of Geek Ink and I would like to welcome each and every one of you to this site.

I thought I would take a moment out of my schedule to enlighten you all on the reason for this site.

Primarily it will be used by myself to post interesting things that happen in the world that may impact upon the fine citizens of Geek Ink. This ranges from developments of games all the way to the current celebrity gossip.

So basically this site is a melting pot of stories from around the world that I find interesting. This may at times include stories from my own life that you might be interested in.

As a reader of this site you may be wondering how you too can join the swelling ranks of citizens of Geek Ink. As far as recruitment goes, citizenry of Geek Ink is open to one and all. Simply post a comment and you too can become a Geek Inkian.

If anyone has any queries or concerns or simply wants to have a chat with me directly, just email me at the email address listed in the side bar. I will endeavour to answer each and all of your comments personally.

I hope that you all will enjoy your time here and wish you good luck with all your adventures here in Geek Ink and elsewhere in the virtual world.

Your friendly neighbourhood President,


Our Nation's National Anthem

To the tune of 'O, Canada.'

O, Geek Ink

O Geek Ink! Our home and virtual land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With a lion’s roar we see thee rise,
A Nation strong and free!

From far and wide,
O Geek Ink, we stand on guard for thee.

We keep our land glorious and free!
O Geek Ink, we stand on guard for thee.
O Geek Ink, we stand on guard for thee.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

The Presidents Inaugural Speech

Vice President, Mr. Speaker, Mr. Chief Justice, fellow citizens of cyberspace, we observe today not a victory of partiers, but a celebration of intellectual freedom—symbolizing an end, as well as a beginning—signifying renewal, as well as change. For I have sworn before you and Almighty Dot-Com the same solemn oath our ancestors prescribed over a century and three quarters ago.

The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty and all forms of human life. And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of Dot-Com.

We dare not forget today that we are the heirs of that first revolution. Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to the new people of the Geek Ink nation —born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage—and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Virtual Nation will always be committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.

Let every other nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.

This much I pledge—and more.

To those old allies whose cultural and spiritual origins we share, we pledge the loyalty of faithful friends. United, there is little we cannot do in a host of cooperative ventures. Divided, there is little we can do—for we dare not meet a powerful challenge at odds and split asunder.

To those new States whom we welcome to the ranks of the free, we pledge our word that one form of colonial control shall not have passed away merely to be replaced by a far more iron tyranny. We shall not always expect to find them supporting our view. But we shall always hope to find them strongly supporting their own freedom—and to remember that, in the past, those who foolishly sought power by riding the back of the tiger ended up inside

To those peoples in the huts and villages across the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required—not because the Consumerists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich

To our sister republics across the divides of cyberspace, I offer a special pledge—to convert my good words into good deeds—in a new alliance for progress—to assist free people and free governments in casting off the chains of poverty. But this peaceful revolution of hope cannot become the prey of hostile powers. Let all our neighbours know that we shall join with them to oppose aggression or subversion anywhere in the Virtual World. And let every other power know that this New Nation intends to remain the master of its own house

To that world assembly of sovereign states, the Virtual United Nations, our last best hope in an age where the instruments of war have far outpaced the instruments of peace, we renew our pledge of support—to prevent it from becoming merely a forum for invective—to strengthen its shield of the new and the weak—and to enlarge the area in which its writ may run.

Finally, to those nations who would make themselves our adversary, I offer not a pledge but a request: that all sides begin anew the quest for peace, before the dark powers of destruction unleashed by science engulf all humanity in planned or accidental self-destruction.

We dare not tempt them with weakness. For only when our verbal weapons are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.

But neither can any great and powerful group of nations take comfort from our present course—all sides overburdened by the cost of modern weapons, all rightly alarmed by the steady spread of the deadly atom, yet all racing to alter that uncertain balance of terror that stays the hand of mankind's final war.

So let us begin anew—remembering on all sides that civility is not a sign of weakness, and sincerity is always subject to proof. Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Let all sides explore what problems unite us instead of belabouring those problems that divide us.

Let all sides, for the first time, formulate serious and precise proposals for the inspection and control of arms—and bring the absolute power to destroy other nations under the absolute control of all nations

Let all sides seek to invoke the wonders of knowledge instead of its terrors. Together let us explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease, tap the ocean depths, and encourage the arts and commerce.

Let all sides unite to heed in all corners of the earth the command of Isaiah—to "click undo on the heavy burdens ... and to let the oppressed have freeware."

And if a beachhead of cooperation may push back the jungle of suspicion, let all sides join in creating a new endeavour, not a new balance of power, but a new virtual world of law, where the strong are just and the weak secure and the peace preserved.

All this will not be finished in the first 100 days. Nor will it be finished in the first 1,000 days, nor in the life of this Administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin

In your hands, my fellow citizens, more than in mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this Nation is now founded, each generation of future Geek Inkians will be summoned to give testimony to its national loyalty.

Now the trumpet summons us for the first—not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need; not as a call to battle, though embattled we are—but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, "rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation"—a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, poverty, disease, and war itself.

Can we forge against these enemies a grand and global alliance, North and South, East and West, which can assure a more fruitful life for all mankind? Will you join in that historic effort?

In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility—I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other people or any other generation. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavour will light our burgeoning nation and all who serve it—and the glow from that fire can truly light the world.

And so, my fellow Geek Inkians: ask not what your nation can do for you—ask what you can do for your nation

My fellow citizens of the virtual world: ask not what Geek Ink will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of us all.

Finally, whether you are citizens of Geek Ink or citizens of the world ask of us the same high standards of strength and sacrifice which we ask of you. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking every blessing and every help, but knowing that here on earth divine work must truly be our own.

Your everloving President, Mattweez