I must apologise for my absense since my recent election. The reason for this is that I have been moving quite speedily towards ensuring good relations with our neighbouring nations. In pursuit of this goal, this past week I focussed my powers towards the sleeping giant that is Byron Bay, NSW in Australia.
I do not wish to bore you my citizens with the intricate political decisions and negotiations made during my visit, however I would like it to be known that the mission was a complete success.
In addition to diplomatic ties with Byron Bay, I have put in some quite secure ground work in securing our nation its first First Lady. Further dealings in regards to this have been pencilled in for two days time. However I am not promising you, my people, anything at this time. It is still early times in this state of affairs.
If any of you fine citizens of Geek Ink would like a full report of my diplomatic mission to Byron Bay, please let me know and I will have my staff forward on a copy to you.
Your Presidential Buddy,